Summertime and the living is easy

AO: The Krib

When: 06/16/2022


Number of Pax: 7

Pax Names: Fogger, Giuliani, Madoff, Päntsdrunk, Sir Topham, Tron, Valencia,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Fogger

The BackBlast:

Weather Conditions:  “My name’s Roosevelt E. Roosevelt.” Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?. “I’m stationed in Poontang.” Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What’s the weather like out there? “It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking.” Well, can you tell me what it feels like. “Fool, it’s hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot! I saw – It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot! Do you know what I’m talking about.” What do you think it’s going to be like tonight? “It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle.” Thank you, Roosevelt. Here’s a song coming your way right now. “Nowhere To Run To” by Martha and the Vandellas.”  – Good Morning Vietnam

Main Event:  Ruck from the Krib through Oak Park to the corner of North Blvd and Oak Park Ave.  Damn, where are the bricks that have been here every day for 2 months?  Improvise…. Ruck to Scoville Park.  49 Air Squats in honor of my recent colonoscopy.  Not sure how many times I was up and down but 49 seems like a good number.

COT:  Men’s health.  Get a colonoscopy.  I had 3 polyps all removed and benign.  Removing polyps reduces the risk of colon cancer by 90%.  You don’t want colon cancer.

Fogger out

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