AO: City Limits

When: 06/06/2022


Number of Pax: 13

Pax Names: Alliance, Bronco, Chick, Cutter, Duck Snort, Footloose, McFeely, Silver Spoon, Sir Topham, TotalRecall, Webelos,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Brother Bluto

The BackBlast:

Also Lobstah (DR from Puget Sound)

Pre-Blast 6/6/(6)- City Limits 05:30- AO VQ Join YHC for a helluva good time, an absolute burner and a devilish beatdown! Who wants to Tell Monday to go to Hell?


F3 is a Free Workout; held outdoors; open to ALL men; peer lead in a rotating fashion; ending in a Circle of Trust.  I am not a professional and do not know your injuries (yet).  Please modify as needed.

WoR Music- Hells Bells- AC/DC

Alarm Clock x5 – Setting the stage for waking up and the house is on FIRE!

Goof Ball Mosey around the parking lot- You catch Fire- let’s get the HELL out of here

Fire Drill x10 (Roll right; Merkin; Roll Left= 1;); however you have succumbed to the fire.

Pickup Coupon Line Up: MARCH THROUGH HELL (like you are going through the opposite of the pearly gates)

Rifle Carry Coupon in a line; Last Pax stops; does 25 Curls and Runs (with coupon) to front of the line

Music: Running with the Devil- Van Halen

Thang 1:  Vicious Pentagram (Hell’s work camp)

Music: Devil Went Down to Georgia- Charlie Daniels Band; Devil with a Blue Dress- Mitch Ryder; Demons- Imagine Dragons

7 Stations- 5 in a Star Shape.  (13 Pax, 2 per station; 1 solo station)

Station 1: Skull Crushers

Station 2: Crucifix Derkins (wide armed merkins with feet raised)

Station 3: Lucifer Lunge Press (Lunge with coupon and overhead press at bottom of lunge)

Station 4: Dead Lift

Station 5: Goblin Squat

Station 6: Fireman Carry two coupons in a concentric circle around the star (creating pentagram)

Station 7: Star Jumps;  Pax Total is 666 jumps.  (666/13= 51 each;  YHC did 3 extra to complete) Pax would rotate after each HIM completed 51 jumps.

Thang 2:  Murder Hornet (each Pax Own Hell)

Music: Bat out of Hell- Meatloaf; Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

Starting at the Goal Line: Pax murder Bunny to the 10yd line; complete 5 Blockees; 10 Thrusters; 15 Overhead Press; Bear crawl (drag coupon) back the Goal Line.  Then Murder Bunny to the 20yd line; 10 Blockees; 20 Thrusters; 30 Overhead Press; Bear crawl back to Goal line.  Goal was to keep accelerating to the 30…but alas we had slayed all of the demons!

March Through Hell Back to Coupon Cabana-  We are exiting the Gates of Hell after defeating all the demons

Music- Sheep go to Heaven- Cake; Highway to Hell- AC/DC (from Hell in this case)


Music- Ring of Fire- Johnny Cash

Merkin Ring of Fire- finished 3 full rounds during the song (Round 1 : 1 Merkin Ea; Round 2;2 Round 3; 3) 78 Merkins-

Heels to Heaven x 20 (Time to start giving some Thanks!)

Guantanamo Bay (in life sometimes you get to knock down, but most of the time you are getting knocked down; but we’ve been to Hell and back, so we’ve got this!)

SuperMan x5 (we are all now SuperHIMs after surviving this trip to Hellish journey)

CoT- Piggybacking off of Mayhem’s 7 day positivity challenge; I spoke about how tough it is to let things go- like telling Monday “To Go To Hell”.  So I am striving to be a better HIM in following the challenge set forth by Mayhem (synopsis: letting things go after two mins, and focusing on the positive of whatever made you angry).  I will probably need some help on the way- if you are the same, please DM me.

Naked Man Moleskin:  Thank you to all of the Oak Park/Chicago HIMs for coming out this morning, and allowing me the freedom to be a bit creative with the beatdown- I really like doing a themed workout-and this one was really fun!

Thanks to Chick who drove a Lobstah (DR from Puget Sound) from the Loop – and assisting with bringing the coupons to the start.

It was great to see Alliance, Footloose, McFeely, Total Recall, Ducksnort again- always fun to see you in the gloom!

Thanks to Cutter for reassuring me afterwards that I didn’t take the theme too far- and helping my exhausted mind remember the word Guantanamo!

Shout out to my Riverside Guys- Webelos and Sir Topham- you guys are accelerating so much!  Riverside Pride!

Special Thanks to SilverSpoon for assisting with some pre-flight assurances.  SYITG tomorrow for your LaGrange Q

Until the next Beatdown- Bluto out.

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