Date: Wednesday June 12, 2019
Time: 12:00
Location:
QIC: [email protected]
Pax:
Homer
Denari
Noonan
Mimbo
Lavender
Preblast:
The Gloom has been hitting Chicago hard and will be on full display tomorrow morning with a 50% chance of rain to boot. Little does The Gloom know that F3 Chicago is the King of Monsters–at least those Monsters who choose to post.
See you in the June Gloom!
BackBlast:
F3 Chicago (DR Badabing, Denari, Eskimo, Lavendar, Marco Polo, Mimbo, Noonan, Peaches and Homer taking the Q) confronted The Gloom on Sat 6/22. Who do you think triumphed in the face-off?
Homer was delighted to hear Denari say to another PAX “we do a lot of the same things” for our beatdowns. Little did Denari and other PAX know that Homer brought some weird stuff with him:
- Side Straddle Hop
- Frankenstein
- Inch Worm
- The Leprechaun
- Mosey to get the flag
- Abe Vigoda
- Peter Parker on Steroids
- Rabid Burpee
- Seal Clap
- Insane Bear Crawl
- Mosey
- Lt. Dan
- Sumo Crunch
- Partner Assisted Dips
- Reverse Red Bull Rocky Balboa
- Partner Assisted Merkins
- Cannon Ball
- Reactive Bear
- Leaf Cutter
- Red Barron
- Partner Assisted Sit-ups
- American Hammer
- Flutter Kicks
- Box Cutters
- Birth Canal
- Parker Peter
Welcome DR Badabing in from Jacksonville. Great to see Eskimo posting. Props to Marco Polo on his sophomore post. Huzzah to Mimbo, a Man on a Mission.
The moral of the story for the beatdown on 6/22: don’t believe The Gloom; it’s more bark than bite.