Archives: The Bean (Sat) 6/22 – The Gloom Gets Crushed

Date: Wednesday June 12, 2019

Time: 12:00






The Gloom has been hitting Chicago hard and will be on full display tomorrow morning with a 50% chance of rain to boot. Little does The Gloom know that F3 Chicago is the King of Monsters–at least those Monsters who choose to post.

See you in the June Gloom!


F3 Chicago (DR Badabing, Denari, Eskimo, Lavendar, Marco Polo, Mimbo, Noonan, Peaches and Homer taking the Q) confronted The Gloom on Sat 6/22. Who do you think triumphed in the face-off?


Homer was delighted to hear Denari say to another PAX “we do a lot of the same things” for our beatdowns. Little did Denari and other PAX know that Homer brought some weird stuff with him:

  1. Side Straddle Hop
  2. Frankenstein
  3. Inch Worm
  4. The Leprechaun
  5. Mosey to get the flag
  6. Abe Vigoda
  7. Peter Parker on Steroids
  8. Rabid Burpee
  9. Seal Clap
  10. Insane Bear Crawl
  11. Mosey
  12. Lt. Dan
  13. Sumo Crunch
  14. Partner Assisted Dips
  15. Reverse Red Bull Rocky Balboa
  16. Partner Assisted Merkins
  17. Cannon Ball
  18. Reactive Bear
  19. Leaf Cutter
  20. Red Barron
  21. Partner Assisted Sit-ups
  22. American Hammer
  23. Flutter Kicks
  24. Box Cutters
  25. Birth Canal
  26. Parker Peter


Welcome DR Badabing in from Jacksonville. Great to see Eskimo posting. Props to Marco Polo on his sophomore post. Huzzah to Mimbo, a Man on a Mission.

The moral of the story for the beatdown on 6/22: don’t believe The Gloom; it’s more bark than bite.



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