Date: Saturday July 28, 2018
Time: 07:00
Location:
QIC: varones@yahoo.com
Pax:
Denari
Homer
lavender
pparker
Preblast:
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BackBlast:
Discouraged but not defeated by his inability to break the pax for 10 straight months, Homer seized upon a new plot that surely would make the pax run for the hills: make them shake their booties. Little did Homer know, the pax who posted at The Bean on July 28 (Arts & Crafts, Big Boy, Denari, Lavendar, The Rabbi, Stroganoff, Sweet-tooth) brought their metrosexual A-game and moved their posteriors with precision and poise.
1. 60 Second Soapbox: http://snapjudgment.org/rabbi-and-kkk
2. Motivator – 10 sets of 4
3. Abe Vigoda – 10
4. Indian Run
5. Inchworm (trash can to trash can)
6. Lunge (trash can to trash can)
7. Three-legged Race (Beware: this will make a return big time)
a. 5 burpees for the winners; 10 burpees for the losers
8. Seal Clap – 15
9. Skater Jump Burst – 20
10. Steady Scorpion – 20
11. Gyros – 15
12. Twist Jump Drop – 20 (Your booties are better because you did this)
13. Old Faithful
14. Mosey
15. Old Faithful Faceoff (Arts & Crafts wins the Bill Durden Award)
16. Hail Mary’s – 2 sets of 20
17. Reverse Leg-up – 20
18. Smurfjack – 20
19. 100s
20. Wheel of Fortune/Human Centipede – THANG FAIL
21. Flutter Kicks – 20
The 60 Second Soapbox was about a story of an incredible Rabbi who gave unconditional love and understanding to a rabid racist who needed it and, as a result, helped him break free from a life of misery and live to be the man he wanted to be. Wise pax look at this story and say “How can I do what the rabbi did in my life” not “Good story, but that’s just rare.”
T-claps to the silverbacks of the pax (Arts & Crafts and Sweet-tooth) who made it to the Old Faithful Face-off and proved that age means nothing when you have heart and abs made of titanium.
T-claps to Denari and Homer for earning the coveted 6-Pack this Sat. Deep down inside them, Lavendar and Perp want the 6-Pack like a T-Rex wants raw meat despite being enfeebled by his embarrassingly small arms, but one day they’ll figure out how to post at 5:30AM and be the HIMs they are meant to be (Note to other pax: this could be you too!).